"There is nothing in the world so irresistibly contagious as laughter and good humor."
"Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can."
Laughter is a medicine with no side effects.
"I never cried over spilled milk until it came out of my breasts." Author Unknown
"An honour! were not I thine only nurse, I would say thou hadst suck'd wisdom from thy teat."
"Michael Jordan was breastfed to age THREE. Same with Albert Einstein. Jesus, even LONGER. The day YOU have six NBA Championship rings, a Nobel Prize in Physics and the ability to walk on water, we'll talk. Till then, the subject is CLOSED." Author Unknown
"While breastfeeding may not seem the right choice for every parent, it is the best choice for every baby."
"There are three reasons for breastfeeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can't get it.
"A pair of substantial mammary glands have the advantage over the two hemispheres of the most learned professor's brain in the art of compounding a nutritive fluid for infants."
Oliver Wendell Holmes
"Laughter is God's blessing."
The most wasted of all days is one without laughter."
E. E. Cummings
"Seven days without laughter makes one weak."